Treasure Island (1990)

Walter is watching Treasure Island.

Walter: “This is by far the most literal adaptation of the book by Robert Louis Stevenson”.

Finwë: “It’s quite violent”.

Walter: “True, but we also get to see Charlton Heston talk like a pirate”.

Finwë: “I need a parrot on my shoulder”.

Walter: “No smart dressed man should be without one”.